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W​ü​nderbra

from Jalopy by Quasar Wut-Wut

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lyrics

Isaac the Newt was called before the Queen
It seemed the Queen had found an interest in
His hair reviving tonic and his plastic skin.

Well at the news of this his pants were slightly pissed.
He waxed and cleaned his gizmos and machines
Queen Angel was his centerfold fantasy.

Isaac was greeted with flames and satin gills.
The Queen said, “Hi”. He replied, “Oh you prude,
You look nothing like those pictures of you in the nude.”

“Let’s try to forget that little sin my dismal friend.
It was a body-double that sat in.
Now where’s your beauty lotions and the plastic skin?”

“You bald and bearded hag, that’s why I’m here?
But I brought my new G-spot detector
And other things that could surely please the Queen.”

“The man is crazy,”
Cried out the magistrate’s wife.
“Now get him out of here before the guests arrive for the Ball tonight.”

Oh the Ball was funky to the knees
And now the Queen looked a pretty lil’ sleaze
When something shook their bustieres
And suddenly they found they were ten feet off the ground!

The Ballroom floor caved in
That’s just about when Isaac the Newt crawled from behind the bar
And started snapping ankles with his Wünderbra.

He turned to the camera crew and said
“When you go back to your mangy neophobic institutions Take your armpits and your daddy’s antlers with you.”

credits

from Jalopy, released April 1, 1998
Jordan - Bass
Dave – Drums
Matt – Vocals, guitar, keys, banjo
Brent – Guitar

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Quasar Wut-Wut Chicago, Illinois

Considered the finest rock band ever to have formed in Belleville, Michigan, Quasar Wut-Wut has been "delivering" since 1990. After getting blacklisted from the Detroit club scene we relocated to Chicago in 1999 and have since refused to leave. With five full-lengths, 2 soundtracks, and a new LP, QWW just can't take the hint that no one wants them. We don't mind, we like us just the way we are. ... more

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