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I Am Dead

from Jalopy by Quasar Wut-Wut

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lyrics

Put on your mourning dress,
Get out your only vest -
it ain’t gonna rain today
I slipped and fell down an elevator shaft -
Guess that’s the end of my days.

But don’t rain on my funeral, don’t rain at all.

Madman Blake, he’s cutting down the sewer gates
I know he’s got a Ph D.
Losers in line are getting sore knees
Waiting for the Spandex™ King.

But don’t rain on my funeral, don’t rain at all.

Isaac the Newt is putting on his toilet suit
Janitor’s got the flu.
And then there’s the porn queens heating up the alleyways -
Guess they’re invited too.

But don’t rain on my funeral, don’t rain at all.

Rootin’ tootin’ Pa is showin’ off his chain-saw
Waking up the static eights
Like I said, we all crazy in the head
And everyone masturbates.

But don’t rain on my funeral, don’t rain at all.

Poppa drank the diesel now he’s beating up the garden weasel -
I’m gonna get my switch.
Isaac ate the broom now he’s puking in the living room -
Throw’em both into the ditch.

But don’t rain on my funeral, don’t rain at all.

credits

from Jalopy, released April 1, 1998
Jordan– Bass, percussion, bckgrnd vocals
Dave– Drums, bckgrnd vocals
Matt– Vocals, guitar, accordion, percussion
Brent– Guitar, bckgrnd vocals

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Quasar Wut-Wut Chicago, Illinois

Considered the finest rock band ever to have formed in Belleville, Michigan, Quasar Wut-Wut has been "delivering" since 1990. After getting blacklisted from the Detroit club scene we relocated to Chicago in 1999 and have since refused to leave. With five full-lengths, 2 soundtracks, and a new LP, QWW just can't take the hint that no one wants them. We don't mind, we like us just the way we are. ... more

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